| — | Chris V. |

I’ve got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They’re givin’ them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you’ll have an Ape Drape like I do.
mopo:
Lights Out: A homeless man named Mustard performs a block-knocking rendition of Radiohead’s “Creep” on the Opie and Anthony Show.
[via.]
this is incredible.
Jabberwho?
Jabberoff.
Jabberwhat?
Slabberjaw.
Jabbernonexistant.
Binx I know you’re not really sleeping.
Conversation between my mother and I:
Mom: Your hair is getting long.
Me: I know right? I’m growing it out until July.
Mom: Taylor, you’re not going to be able to get anyone to hire you.
Me: Yeah I will.
Mom: They would pick the short haired kid over a long haired kid.
Me: God picked Jesus…

